One of my new besties (thanks to Twitter) is Jessica @tisworthwhile. That is of course, until she gave me homework. (Did I mention that our besties relationship is tenous at best?) Well, I suppose this is a popular practice among bloggers, so since I am impersonating one at this time, I felt the need to oblige her.
Here is my first meme (pronounced meem – really?) Anywho, here she goes:
1. Who is the hottest movie star?
If anyone has read any of my posts, you will know the answer to this one, according to me. By far, hands down, Jeffrey
Dean Morgan. The man is a GOD – if you’ve seen P.S. I love you, then you’ve seen the boy’s gluteus maximus and you have your proof of his god-like qualities. He is delicious, he has dimples, and he has this smile that makes you melt under his wicked magical powers (aka unbelievable good looks). I recently saw him in an nterview with Bonnie Hunt, on her talk show, and he was so delightfully charming that I made sure to TiVo it and refuse to ever delete that episode for as long as I live, or until I forget. Listen, do yourselves a favour, and forget all those other GOOBS masquerading as movie stars, and delight in this glorious vision (see right).
2. Apart from your house and your car, what’s the most expensive item you’ve ever bought?
I’ve been trying to think about this one, and since I haven’t really bought myself the good stuff in a long while, I can only think of my Coach bag that was chaching. How about my kitchen reno (with my adored cookcook display?) would that count? This is really sad, I can’t think of anything that I have bought myself that was crazy pricey, and giving an electronics answer is BORING. My husband says that if we add up all the money I’ve spent at Starbucks in the last year alone, I could have bought any bag at Gucci that I could possibly want. If that’s true, I may have to break to barf.
3. What’s your most treasured memory?
I would have to say the moment that my son was born. The moment I saw his little body leave mine, was absolutely glorious, because 23 hours of labour were OFFICIALLY OVER!! WOOT WOOT!! Oh, and because I hadn’t had a thing to eat (except ice chippies) in over 30 hours. I’ve never needed McDonald’s so bad in my life.
4. What was the best gift you ever received as a child?
I would have to say that the mini shopping spree (aka Barbie Bonanza) was pretty damn good.
5. What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made?
I would say the biggest mistake I’ve made up to this point is allowing my husband to paint the living room green. I mean, seriously, what the hell was I thinking. Its all about neutrals, and I go for green?
6. 4 words to describe yourself:
Sarcastic – HYSTERICAL – jaded – empathic
7. What was your highlight or lowlight of 2008?
I’m not sure of the exact date, but the day that I finally realized that, “Holy Crap I’m driving a minivan”, was one of the more traumatic times of my life.
8. Favorite film?
I have MANY, but I’m going to pick one that I can watch over and over and still laugh everytime I watch it - Knocked Up- no it will not win any awards, but if you think this movie isn’t funny – please get your elbows checked asap.
9. Tell me one thing I don’t know about you.
The one thing you don’t know about me is that being pregnant twice never caused any stretchmarks. I cannot say the same for that cheeseburger I had a week ago last Thursday.
10. If you were a comic book/strip or cartoon character, who would you be?
Please, like you even have to ask? What is that, like a 12″ waist? I think I had one of those when I was about 10. What are the odds I could get that back?

Yay. Homework is over, and evidently I’m supposed to pass this on. So I tag the following peoples, and hopefully they will tag me back, and not unfollow me altogether:
JillAPower – My name is Jill & I’m Running on Empty


























































{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }
You get a big, fat A+. Good girl!
YAY Jessica – thanks for the approval!!!
LOVE it! I also totally love Knocked Up. It was even funnier once I had the bambino! And I am so jealous of your lack of stretch marks!
You should totally be jealous of me!! That is definitely the correct emotion to have when you think of me
Your posts are always SO funny! And of course, I’m not going to unfriend you! I’ll merely tag you back in my “meme” : )
And don’t be jealous of me going to #blogher…right now, it looks eerily like the inside of the PDX airport and not at all like a fun, ladies’ blogging conference! ; )
yum….. JDM…. that’s all.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan is some serious eye candy. I loved him on Grey’s anatomy.
I have to agree about knocked up, it is hilarious and I hope the next movie she does is just as good.
Wouldn’t we all like to be Wonder Women, you know it had to be hard to breathe in that get up.
I am seriously jealous of no stretch marks, I look like Freddy Krueger got a hold of my stomach and would not let go.
Just stopping by from BlogHer. Love this Meme…you’re such a funny writer.
Hmm, well I still think George Clooney is way better. Wonderwoman was great, good choice! I’d love to be her for Halloween one year, but then I’d have win that mamavation thing, too!
Otherwise… forget about it!
Funny meme, Maria. By the way, I call meme’s ‘me-me’. Is that wrong?
I also loved Knocked Up! So funny!
Yep, Wonder Woman – that’s me too!
If only.
i actually think my nipples got a little bit hard seeing Wonder Woman in all her glory again (and am realizing my fat ass in her Halloween costume did her no wonder league justice). Wait- am I a lesbian? My husband and kids will be surprised- but I think a girl crush pass for WW is in order, no?
Great meme. (Such a strange word…heh)
I agree about ‘Knocked Up’. I’ve watched that one several times already…it cracks me up every time. And dude…JDM is hawt! Oooh la la!
(Found you from #BHAH09- doing my blog hopping early!!!)
Hopping over to say, I love that you describe yourself as hysterical!
Thanks for the tag !!!! I’ll be posting mine tomorrow !!
And I’ll read you forevah !! MUAH !!!
Ah yes, the ’08 “am I really driving a mini-van” moment.
It happens to the best of us.