I decided to interview my three year old, because now that she’s 3, she has things to say. The overuse of exclamation points is because she SCREAMED every answer. She basically wanted to answer every question with either boobies, or kitty cat, so I had to repeat myself a couple times here or there. If I didn’t know any better, I would think my three year old was smoking something.
What’s you name?
Nasia (pronounced NAseeAh)
How old are you?
Free (Three)
What’s your favorite color?
YELLOW!!!
What’s your favorite animal?
A kitty cat
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes. I have my brother.
What’s your favorite food?
Um. Cheese and cheese and crackers.
What do you think Mommy does for a job?
Um. Getting clothes and getting boobies and cutting cheese and getting milk.
(please note: She did NOT say cutting THE cheese, alright?)
Why is the sky blue?
Cause cause cause it turned yellow again. Don’t call it a blue sky. Talk about a yellow sky.
Who is Santa Claus?
Santa! I love Santa! He’s my bess fwend too!! Santa’s going to see the sky yellow!!
What’s your favorite holiday?
Um. Having a kitty cat and having boobies (insert scream and giggles here). HAVING SANTA!!
What’s your favorite toy?
A kitty cat!!
(She’s talking about that $90 animated scary cat that her uncle bought her for her birthday)
What’s your favorite movie?
Harry Potter!
What’s your favorite thing to do!!
My favowite thing is play!
Why don’t you want to use the potty?
Well, cause I like my Mommy to wipe my butt (insert some more screaming and giggles here!)
Why do kids have to eat healthy food?
Um, because we have to go the sky and fly to the sky. That’s why.
Do you think you look like Mommy or Daddy?
Mommy
Why?
Cause I look like Mommy cause I like you.
What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
I want to be a kitty cat!!
What happens to food when you eat it and swallow it?
It goes in my body. Gets in my tummy!
How do you feel about our health care system?
Its really really my fwend.
How do you feel about the whole Jon & Kate plus 8 scandal?
Good.
How do you think Madonna looks after her unnecessary plastic surgery?
Good.
Anything else you want to talk about?
Yes
What?
I don’t know Mommy
Is this interview done?
I AM DONE.
Thank you
You’re welcome BOOBIES!!
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Holy hilarious! What a cutie. Awesome answer to the health care system question – that’s a smart girl you’ve got there!
How refreshing to have a daughter that says it like it is. I feel like I could take a little advice from her.
Does she have a consultation fee?;-)
She doesn’t have one at the moment – but this could be a money making idea!!
She is way too adorable for words! I loved this interview you did with her, Maria!
funny
kitty cat is really her favorite, no doubt about that…and yes, yellow!
Very cute. I liked all of her answers, especially the ones about the sky and the health care system. And also, she has great hair – love it.
hahahaha. She is a gem. Also, I think you should get her a yellow cat for Christmas!
She has a couple of little yellow cats from the Little Pet Shop toy line – she carries them everywhere!
Oh holy hell hahahahahahahahah! Hysterical!
“What do you think Mommy does for a job?
Um. Getting clothes and getting boobies and cutting cheese and getting milk.”
LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHA I’m busy getting boobies all day, too!! Whatya know!
awe.some, just awesome! That really made me smile.
Do you think you look like Mommy or Daddy?
Mommy
Why?
Cause I look like Mommy cause I like you.
heart melting!!!
you should do this every year and keep record of it. so cute!
I think I will – its really fun, not knowing what they are going to say.
This had me cracking up! My oldest is going to be three in January, and I ask her stuff like this a lot (mainly cause I’m tired of feeling like I’m talking to myself all day long haha). I agree with Jaded Perspective; the girl needs a yellow cat from Santa ^_^.
wasn’t Tom Cruise in that movie yellow sky???
I think you mean VANILLA SKY!!!
Love the curls!!!
This is so precious. Make sure you save it. She will treasure it when she is older.. ( and it will make you cry wanting to have the little girl back)
My kids have both moved out this past year and we went through the huge tote I had with treasured collections from thier school years. I cried, they laughed..
Well, I have to admit that she’s got her finger on the pulse.
LOL. Boobies is your job. Love it.
Well, she’s right: our health care system is our friend and Madonna looked GOOD on Letterman the other night. You know, before he broke into his “I sleep with interns” scandal. Awesome interview!
Seriously? That was awesome! Made my night!
This is so funny! The world in the eyes of a three year old – how cute!
This girl loves her some boobies! So cute…I’m a bit afraid of asking my kids any questions!
This is hilarious! My favorite food is ALSO cheese, cheese, and crackers.
Tres cute
Ha ha ha! So funny. I love the answer for why kids have to eat healthy food!!!
Behind every great interview is a great interviewer. Well done!
This was a funny post! My new response to all questions will be “good!”
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
I giggled the whole way through reading that. So cute!
I wish I had done this with my kids when they were 3.
awesomeness. cute yet honest. random yet so 3 year old.
What a great idea! I need to encourage my friends to do that who have older kids. Hilarious!
What a great interview. I think I will interview my 6-year-old son.
Excellent post idea interviewing your little girl lol she sounds so cute!!
I literally laughed out loud reading this interview! You have inspired me to interview my oldest daughter, who will be three this month. I am anxious to hear what she has to say…
Love the blog, and I look forward to reading more.