My sister sent this to me – I have no idea who wrote it or where it came from, but its too cute to not share. Its kind of old school, but if you can get over that, its amusing.
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ’Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey, ‘she said, ‘You received a very strange post card today.’
Oh, give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said.
The wife did and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - three with meatballs, two without.
SEND EXTRA SAUCE.
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Hahaha! That made my evening. I still have about an hour of files to type and was feeling pretty blah and got your tweet and thought, what the heck, I can procastinate a bit longer. LOL….I read it and busted out laughing. Hubby asked what I was laughing for and I read it to him, he can’t stop laughing either, THANKS!
That was great. thanks for the chuckles
your FANTASTIC SISTER sent it to you… i love this email!
That’s hilarious!
That was cute!!! With all the multiples happening nowadays i’m sure this isn’t far from the truth (in some poor man’s case)
That was a good chuckle!
HAHAHA I love it!
That’s a new one for me! Made me chuckle!
Oh my giggles. I needed a good laugh. 3 with meatballs. Ahahaha killing me.
Ha! Good one! I have smiled…I can now start my day a bit better.
That’s a WHOLE lotta spaghetti!! Thanks for the giggle. : )
Ha! Perfect. Hilarious. Thank you
Hahaha! That gave me a giggle.
So cute.
I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this. Thanks for the laugh!
HAHAHAHA. Was she on clomid? haha
Lol! Thanks for the laugh. I will have to forward that one to my stepdad. He LIVES for jokes.
Ha!
laughing my ass off. Oh wait, it’s still there. Never mind. I love that though.
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