This is my Dashboard Diva. She was in my stocking. According to the packaging, she will make sure I’m never lonely again (in the car anyway). Her little booty shaking will keep me company on any drive. Awesome.
She will also provide a “spiritual connection” (sort of like what Starbucks offers to us regular folk). Before departing on any road trip, her accompanying literature states that I should:
- Relax & meditate
- Visualize my destination
- Think positive thoughts about traffic and parking
- Release a “primordial yell” to release any potential road rage
- And finally, recite this “diva prayer” to insure safe travel:
Lovely Dashboard Diva, With your swaying hips, Provide me safe passage, On both long & short trips.
All that for $5 – what a deal.
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This diva made me laugh!!!
That is hilarious!
Are there other dashboard divas available? I think I might need one too!
I have no idea!!
She kind of looks like Elizabeth Taylor.
That’s funny – I actually thought the same thing.
When Q saw her pic, he said “Baby!!” and tried to give her his milk. Ha!
I notice that the pic of her is not of her on your dash…
She totally rocks. I can just tell.