Dear Husband,
You are here:

I am here:

Either you hurry up and come back:

Or you might need to come back carrying some of these:

Love Me.
Always Bored, Never Boring
by MARIA on May 17, 2010
Dear Husband,
You are here:

I am here:

Either you hurry up and come back:

Or you might need to come back carrying some of these:

Love Me.
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I am really good at adding letters.
http://tomhaverfoods.com/Lemonade is LL Cool Ade.
Frozen Yogurt is Fro Yo Ma.
Raisins are Old Ass Grapes.
Sprinkles are Rainbow Rice for Milky Ice.
I am a Mother, and the captain of our funny little ship. With two young kids and a third constantly being contemplated, I am the queen of accumulating piles and stepping on Legos. I am a night owl, who is forever exhausted. I am a perfectionist, who has perfected the art of procrastination. I am forever trying to get back to my cute, young self, and am a genius at failing at it. I am a great wife, and an even better friend. If you can make me laugh, I may follow you around for awhile. If you know Colin Firth, I’m moving in. Also, I am easily bribed with a strong latte, so keep that in your back pocket.

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I <3 this. Very sweet and possibly sparkly.
Oh so sweet I love it.. I hate when my hubs is gone..I hope you get your wish…the ring or the hubs..lol…Cheers
I hatee when my husband is gone too! I love that ring!
A smart man would hurray home….that is some bling!
Good job. Your message was very clear, you used visuals. I think there is no reason for him not to have a ring when he returns.
I wholeheartedly agree with you! and have given dh the same ultimatum several times! Sadly he never shows up yesterday *or* with my new shiny kit! good luck and hope he gets home soon!
I LOVE this! My husband travels with work all the time and is in London, England right now so I sympathize. You are much smarter than I am! I never would have thought to do this.
Oh! It must be hard to be so far it away!
I think that’s the least he can bring you. And perhaps and bottomless Starbucks card?
I wish! The irony is that I won’t get anything except maybe a cold from not sleeping for the next 10 days or so. FUN!
Ha! That’s perfect.
FREAKING LOVE THIS. Going to copy and paste it into a draft email so I can send it to my huz every day he is in school after 7!!
I hope he comes home soon bearing jewels.
xo
My husband is always gone for like 2 -3 weeks at a time too. Secretly it is awesome. Less laundry and I can cook whatever I want.
Just sayin.
There is a bright side
LOL. You think he got the hint that you miss him?
Your wishes could not be more clear! Well done.
And if it were me, I could forgive my husband for nearly anything if he ever brought home a ring like that.
NICE.
HA! I hope he brings home something fantastic. Mine is away all week, but on business. The only thing he’ll be bringing home is lots of dirty laundry. Joy.
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Hi fellow SITS Gal. Great post! I hate it when my husband’s away from home, even for just a few hours (he’s my BFF). He always comes home with a trinket for me though – of course it’s not mandatory…lol. Peace.
I tend to find our house runs so smoothly when Joe is gone for a couple days. Of course, I never let him know that and guilt him into gifts, too. Oh yeah…and I miss him.
So, is he home yet? I hope so. Hang in there Sister.
NOPE!! Not until Sunday!!!
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