Greater Than What Now?

I’ve been less than inspired lately, as you may or may not have noticed. So, I may have felt the need to borrow the idea for this post from the lovely Angie from A Whole Lot of Nothing, who may have done the same from her friend Kerri Anne, and I hope they don’t mind because I love nothing more than a good list (and a good idea).

So here’s my very own, kind of borrowed, greater than/less than list:

Diet Coke > Water

polka dots > paisley

dead centipedes > still walking around centipedes

Twitter > Facebook (obviously)

Millionaire Matchmaker > The Bachelor

bubble blowing > sidewalk chalk

NYC > anywhere

Colin Firth > anyone (again, OBVIOUS)

happy children > angry hyenas

cotton skivvies > underwire anything

Fat Mommy Jeans > Skinny Mommy Jeans

Buying Handbags > Buying Groceries

being lonely > being alone

washing laundry > folding laundry

Laughing > Crying

Runny Nose > Run in your pantyhose

My children > Your children

pasta > anything else (my butt proves this one)

stepping barefoot in the sand > stepping barefoot on some Lego

good girlfriends > good boob jobs

lip gloss > lipstick

Sugardaddies > credit card debt

flirting > fighting

Harry Potter > hairy backs

hiding > being photographed

tongs > thongs

mini putt > minivan

being loved > being lied to

hugging my children > anything

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