A conversation I had with my 6yo son earlier today:
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6yo: “You know that thing boys wear to protect their underwear? I want one of those.”
Me: “The thing boys wear to protect their underwear?”
6yo: “Yeah you know, like in karate and stuff.”
Me: “Oh, you mean a jock. Yeah, they don’t wear those to protect their underwear, buddy.”
6yo: “Oh, right. I forgot. They protect your weiner from getting broken.”
Me: (unable to speak because I was laughing so hard)
6yo: “I still want one.”
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I am really good at adding letters.
http://tomhaverfoods.com/Lemonade is LL Cool Ade.
Frozen Yogurt is Fro Yo Ma.
Raisins are Old Ass Grapes.
Sprinkles are Rainbow Rice for Milky Ice.
I am a Mother, and the captain of our funny little ship. With two young kids and a third constantly being contemplated, I am the queen of accumulating piles and stepping on Legos. I am a night owl, who is forever exhausted. I am a perfectionist, who has perfected the art of procrastination. I am forever trying to get back to my cute, young self, and am a genius at failing at it. I am a great wife, and an even better friend. If you can make me laugh, I may follow you around for awhile. If you know Colin Firth, I’m moving in. Also, I am easily bribed with a strong latte, so keep that in your back pocket.
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clean up on aisle 3.
((pondering a shopping at dick’s joke…nah, too easy))
happy weiner protecting.
LOL! That is too funny!
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That is hilarious!
I could listen to little kid conversations all day. I adore how their little minds work.
HA! Love him!
Simply Hilarious! Well, you want to protect them while you’re young. LOL
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