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Prezzies For The Royals

by MARIA on April 28, 2011

I can’t believe that I still haven’t decided what to buy for Prince Billy and his girl Katie for their upcoming, very low-key wedding. I’m assuming they registered at IKEA and Marks and Spencer but I could be wrong. However, I’ve got some great ideas that I think would be perfect for the delightfully overexposed couple.

1. BUG VACUUM (Hammacher $60) – because centipedes DO NOT discriminate.

The Keep Your Distance Bug Vacuum.

2. Large Stuffed Cheetah (FAO $70) – Everyone needs a stuffed cat – obviously

Melissa & Doug Lifelike and Lovable Plush Cheetah - Melissa & Doug - Lions & Other Big Cats - FAO Schwarz®

3. The Critically Acclaimed Masterpiece, A Shore Thing by Snooki ($Can’t possibly be more than a dollar) – They may need to start a fire at some point and paper will help.

A Shore Thing

4. The BACON COLLECTION (McPhee $40) - Bacon needs no explanation.

5. Finger Tentacles (McPhee $10) – Will make shaking all those hands bearable.

Decisions, Decisions.

Thanks to the lovely Mama Kat for the fun post idea!!

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Tagged as: bug vacuum, fao, gift list, hammacher schlammer, list, mcphee, presents, royal couple, snooki, stuffed cheetah, wedding

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1 tracy April 28, 2011 at 6:34 am

HA! Those are awesome. Especially the cheetah.lol
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2 Heidi Smith Luedtke April 28, 2011 at 7:50 am

Very creative! Those fingernail tentacles are just disgusting.
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3 Alyssa April 28, 2011 at 9:00 am

Ha! Maria you gone done it again making me crack up before my 2nd coffee who wouldn’t be thankful for a snooki book? You thought about their need for warmth how sweet! Lol classic.
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4 MARIA April 28, 2011 at 10:19 am: Thanks Alyssa!

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5 Jen April 28, 2011 at 11:57 am

Oh boy! This post made me laugh out loud!!
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6 Jessica April 28, 2011 at 12:07 pm

How could anybody not want the bacon collection? I mean, it’s bacon. Everybody loves bacon.

7 Finola April 28, 2011 at 12:49 pm

I LOVE bacon!
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8 MARIA April 28, 2011 at 1:12 pm: Don’t we all??

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9 shafeena April 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm

i am completely against the marketing gimmick that is this wedding ! so no comments <- except this one
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10 Anne April 28, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Ha ha ha… these are hilarious! Oh my is right.. decisions, decisions. I’d help you out but I can’t decide either. The bugbag is a much needed item you are right about that! Cheetahs are cool (not cheaters). “It’s A Shore Thing”.. I see a bonfire in the making. And think of all the things you can grab with a nifty pair of tentacle fingers. Oh and the bacon collection…. now come on .. you are just making me so hungry!!! LOL
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11 Wendy Estes April 28, 2011 at 8:11 pm

This is the best royals posting I’ve seen all week. You’re hysterical.

12 MARIA April 28, 2011 at 8:25 pm: Thanks Wendy!!

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13 RoryBore April 28, 2011 at 8:45 pm

LOL….this is too funny. like all those “As Seen on TV” ads. Do you think they could use the Snuggli??
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