Getting older can bite me. I’m about to turn 40 this year and I’m not looking forward to it. I’m kind of pissed about it actually. What do I hate most about getting old? I get ma’am’d a whole lot more. Really, is there anything worse than being called MA’AM in your 30s? I can [...]
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I’m sitting here trying to convince myself to deal with the laundry. And then I thought, hey if only I had paid attention during math and science, (turns out we really do need that crap), I could have invented something to do it for me. Actually, I would invent many things. Laundry that puts itself [...]
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In RETROSPECT, I think I forgot to ask the husband some very important questions during the dating process. Things like: Do you know what a hamper is? If so, do you know to put your dirty gitch in the hamper and not on the floor next to it? After you have successfully wooed me, will [...]
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I lived at home, and the stories about my possible “death by family suffocation/obligation” would have been bountiful. You would have been overwhelmed with selfies of me at church, purposefully photobombing the priest. I had a perm. AND bangs. You would have heard about one of my old jobs where the boss had a toe [...]
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I borrowed this from the lovely Elaine because she misses old school blogging and so do I. Feel free to do the same and let me that you did so I can read it too! 48 QUESTIONS: 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My parents fought about what to name me – my dad wanted Maria [...]
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These are the five things (ironically, they all start with C) that bring me comfort 1. CHILDREN (mine, of course) Yes, I do bribe them to sit pretty in the pictures. Worth every penny. 2. CAFFEINE It’s a pricey, yet necessary comfort for Mommy. 3. COOKBOOKS Cookbooks are glorious and you can never have too [...]
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This is such a simple idea but I’m all over it. Jerry Seinfeld gets coffee with another comedian. The videos are hilarious. You are welcome. Here’s the latest one with comedian Brian Regan.
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Mother’s Day is this weekend and that means that I will be spoiled and pampered and regaled all day Sunday. Probably not. I’ve been married a LONG time (11+ years) and a mom for 8+ years, and I’ve learned that the secret to a happy (LASTING) marriage and life is to LOWER ONE’S EXPECTATIONS. Now [...]
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(Artwork Credit: I call it Warhol Stress) I noticed something tonight. I stress a lot. I think about stress a lot. And read about it a lot. And write about it too. I stress about stress. Stress, stress, stressity, stress. The fact that I am a stress case is purely a lovely coincidence. And to [...]
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I am weird about food. I dislike more than I like, in every single food group. To say that I am not an adventurous eater, is the understatement of the year. I don’t eat most meats, except chicken and turkey, and I’m kind of meh about turkey if I’m totally honest. I eat red meat rarely, [...]
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I am a Mother, and the captain of our funny little ship. With two young kids and a third constantly being contemplated, I am the queen of accumulating piles and stepping on Legos. I am a night owl, who is forever exhausted. I am a perfectionist, who has perfected the art of procrastination. I am forever trying to get back to my cute, young self, and am a genius at failing at it. I am a great wife, and an even better friend. If you can make me laugh, I may follow you around for awhile. If you know Colin Firth, I’m moving in. Also, I am easily bribed with a strong latte, so keep that in your back pocket.
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