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All I Want For Mother’s Day

12th May 2012

Mother’s Day is this weekend and that means that I will be spoiled and pampered and regaled all day Sunday.

Probably not.

I’ve been married a LONG time (11+ years) and a mom for 8+ years, and I’ve learned that the secret to a happy (LASTING) marriage and life is to LOWER ONE’S EXPECTATIONS.

Now let me just say that I have what I really want for Mother’s Day:

However, I’m always open to helping the husband along with a list or a strategically placed catalog because he’s always so desperate to please me (insert sarcastic cackles here).

SO, I’ve decided to share a few ideas of what I would LOVE for Mother’s Day.

  • I would love to sleep in. I do not exist before 9 a.m.
  • I would LOVE to go out for breakfast for some Eggs Benny because, YUM.
  • I would love something from the kids that they made/drew/wrote for me. (I know I’m getting this one because they both informed me NOT to look under their beds or I would “be arrested.”)
  • Also, if you happen to be anywhere near a Roots store, best husband ever, I like this one:

Oh and look at the Links of London shiny things:

Oh and anything from Chuck works for me but look at him sparkle:

You are welcome, husband.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE!!!

May you get the love, recognition and respect you all deserve!

Dear Chuck

31st March 2010

Dear Chuck,

We met years ago, and you’ve been really good to me.

And I know I’ve worn you out – you’re looking frayed, and your sole is tired.

But I have to be honest with you – lately, you’ve been kind of dirty to me.

Don’t get me wrong – I still love you, but I’m not IN love with you.

The good news is that I can’t let you go, so we can still live together.

Don’t hate me ’cause I need you to be beautiful.

Love, Me.

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