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Sex Tape: The Movie #BedroomSpice

10th July 2014


In honour of the soon to be released SEX TAPE: The Movie, I’m compelled to share my favourite sexy time mishap that the husband and I had years ago. Thankfully, no video proof exists, although honestly, I ‘d watch it daily if there was. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

When the husband and I were first married, we headed to Niagara Falls for a weekend away. Of course, we had a room with the cheesy heart shaped jacuzzi tub in the corner of the room. After a day of playing tourist, we came back to the room for some sexy sexy jacuzzi tub times. This is where I admit I had never been in a jacuzzi tub before that, so I added bubbles. Fast forward to us being in the tub and suddenly noticing how high the bubbles were getting, coincidentally as they started pouring out the sides, onto the carpet. I’ll be clear, if I were to say that it was the Niagara Falls of bubbles, I would not be over exaggerating. Cue the husband jumping out of the tub, and attempting to carry armfuls of bubbles into the bathroom and into the standup shower, while naked and laughing hysterically. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t get out of the tub, watching him go back and forth over and over, covered in bubbles. Pure gold I tell you.

Sony’s Sex Tape: The Movie, starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel arrives in theatres July 18. Sony Pictures also offered a Sex Tape gift basket (includes sex dice, girl’s booty shorts and guy’s boxers, as well as mini posters) to give away to one winner. Please enter the giveaway below and note that you’re welcome to enter this giveaway on any of the participating sites, but you can only win once. The giveaway is open to Canadian residents (not including Quebec residents).

Check out the Sex Tape: The Movie Facebook page for more info and videos.

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The Five Year Engagement – Movie Review

17th September 2012

I watched The Five Year Engagement a few days ago and this is what I thought of it.

First, some official plot summary, thanks to iTunes: “From the producer of Bridesmaids and the director of Forgetting Sarah Marshall comes an irreverent comedy about an engaged couple who keep getting tripped up on their long walk down the aisle. Tom (Jason Segel) and Violet (Emily Blunt) seem destined to live happily ever after, but as one hysterical delay follows another, everyone starts to wonder: can they survive the engagement? Co-starring Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Rhys Ifans, Kevin Hart and Mindy Kaling, The Five-Year Engagement Unrated is filled with more fun, more laughs and more outrageous footage not seen in theaters.”

This is one of those movies that I watched the first time and thought it was just MEH. But like Knocked Up and the rest of those Judd Apatow flicks, I appreciate them more after a few viewings. (Yes, I watched it three times – don’t judge). 

Reasons Not To Watch – I like to get the bad stuff out of the way first

  • WAY Too Long: It could have ended at least twice before it actually did, and it would have been fine. The middle of the film could use a good edit.
  • Rhys Ifans’ character – Winton: I wanted to punch him every time he was on the screen. Totally unlikeable, pompous ass.
  • Painful to watch scenes: There is one scene in particular involving Jason Segel’s character and a co-worker that is SO BAD, that it is painful to watch. Pure awful.

Reasons To Watch

  • Jason Segel and Emily Blunt are really cute together and have great chemistry throughout.
  • The “sweater tuxedo” will make you laugh out loud.
  • Violet (Emily) and her sister, Suzie (Allison Brie) have an amusing convo involving Elmo and Cookie Monster and it’s very cute.
  • I thought Allison Brie (from Mad Men fame) and Chris Pratt (Parks & Recreation) stole the movie, killing every scene they were in – hysterical every time.

Favorite Line of the Movie: “C is for condom. That’s good enough for me.”

Watch it or Not? WATCH IT but keep in mind that it’s about a 7 out of 10 because it could have been so much funnier. And shorter.

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