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How to Celebrate Your Friend-iversary & A Giveaway

3rd October 2013

The audience got to witness a momentous milestone in Nick and Schmidt’s relationship in season two of New Girl: their ten year anniversary of being roommates. It’s hard to imagine living with Schmidt and his crazy personality traits for so many years, but it can be done. If you have an important friend-iversary coming up, you don’t want to be caught off guard when your friend sends you an e-mail similar to the one Schmidt sent Nick, asking how you should plan on commemorating this special friend-iversary. Check out the ideas below for some fun ways to celebrate! 

Destination: Best Friends Forever

There’s no better excuse for a vacation than a special friend-iversary. Hop in the car with your BFF and hit the road towards whatever destination you’ve been dying to visit. Be sure to stock the car with your favorite snack foods and lots of CD’s full of songs that the two of you have jammed to over the years. There’s no need to worry about being stuck in the car for hours upon hours, because you and your best friend know how to make anything fun and entertaining.

Drinking Buddies


A friend-iversary calls for some serious celebration. Hit the town and get rip roaring drunk with your besty. This form of celebration is perfect for that best friend that you met in college, just like Nick and Schmidt, who was by your side every weekend ready to throw back a few shots. You may be a little past your weekend warrior days, but this is a special occasion!  With drinks in hand, there’s bound to be tons of toasts in honor of your friendship and a lot of great memories resurfacing.

Kick It on the Couch


Nick and Schmidt really loving kicking back on the couch and watching TV. Your friend-iversary celebrations don’t have to be too crazy. After all, you have been friends for a long time and can find the fun in pretty much any activity when you’re together. Make it a night in for just the two of you. Pull out some old photo albums and let the nostalgia and sentimental feelings come flooding in. A night in will bring out all of the “I love you man” or “Girl, you’re like my sister” statements. With a friendship as strong as Nick and Schmidt’s there’s nothing embarrassing about sharing your feelings.

Friendship Flashback


Is there something or someplace that you and your BFF used to always do together? Maybe you completely forgot about that restaurant where you used to eat breakfast every Sunday morning or that bar that you frequented for their beer specials on weeknights. In honor of your friend-iversary, make an appearance at one of your old hang out spots. As soon as you walk in the door, all of the old memories will come back to you and you’re bound to have a great time reminiscing.

Take a Step Out of Your Comfort Zone


A friend-iversary means that the two of you have been hanging out for many, many years. Your pal probably makes you feel more comfortable than anyone else. They know everything about you and can talk sense into you when you’re being a little irrational.  Maybe you both secretly want to go sky diving, eat a crazy food, or try out a new religion. If you do it together, in honor of your anniversary, then you will forget that you’re a little terrified, grossed out, or nervous. Schmidt would agree; anything is possible with your BFF by your side.


I’m giving away one DVD copy of New Girl Season 2!!

To enter leave a comment below with your favorite New Girl character (I’m partial to Schmidt).

Additional Optional Entry

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  • Open to U.S. & Canadian Residents
  • Giveaway will end October 10th, 2013
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Now that you’ve entered, if you’re a New Girl fan, you’ll know all about their drinking game True American from Season 2. Check out the infographic below so you can play too!

Now have a party, and play it – but only if you invite me too!

UPDATED: CONGRATS TO #6 TOBY!! Thanks to everyone who entered!!

My Five Favorite TV Dudes

14th March 2013


If you don’t know who Schmidt is, then you need to sit down and watch some New Girl episodes. He’s an adorable snob, a funny but odd ladies’ man and the reason the Douchebag Jar was created.

Favorite Schmidtisms:

“Dammit! Been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day.”

“Guess whose personalized condoms just arrived!”

“You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”

“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.”


Parks and Recreation is my favorite show and I have a total crush on Ron Swanson – I love him intensely. He’s weird, permanently grumpy, and hilariously honest. Also, the man loves his meat.

Favorite quotes:

“The next thing you’ll want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.”

“There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.”

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”

“Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.”


Suits is a relatively new show I’ve discovered via the husband and it is fantastic. It’s based in a law firm and Louis Litt is one of the lawyers. He’s kind of a jerk, and a total weirdo but he’s really just a big, odd teddy bear who really loves his cat. He’s also very funny and that always wins out. You need to see him in action to fully appreciate his character.

Best Littisms:

“Somebody wants to get Litt-Up!”

“He out me’d me.”

“Files are for pussies.”

“If you were a narcissist with great hair, what would your password be?”

4. Stefon

Stefon is the funniest SNL character – hands down. It’s a shame he isn’t in every episode because Bill Hader is a genius. Also, I want him to be my best girlfriend.

Best Quotes:

“New York’s hottest club is Taste. Nightlife designer Tranny Griffith is back with the all new club that answers the question, “HUHHH? Don’t look for a bouncer, there isn’t one. Instead, the door is guarded by ten jacked homeless guys in old fashioned bathing suits.And inside is just sick, ice sculpture, winos, Gurmfs (German Smurfs), a teddy ruxpin wearing mascara, an old lady with kitten play-hair, and none other than DJ Baby Bok Choy… He’s a giant 300 lbs Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and he spins records with his little ravioli hands.”

“New York’s hottest club is TRASH. After you step through the stainless steel door to this meat-packing hot spot, you’ll be greeted by none other than Pierre, the Muslim Elvis impersonator. This club has everything – clones, freaks, sneezing, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone, and anyone can get in – there’s no password. At the door just do the Cosby face.”


Jax made the top five because honestly, he is just delicious man candy. Also, he’s so damn good on Sons of Anarchy – a total scary badass one minute and a smile that will kill you dead the next.

Instead of favorite quotes, let’s stare at him a little while.

And one more for good luck (when good luck means dirty thoughts).

I think I need some alone time now.


So let’s hear it – who are your favorite TV men??

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