As you may have read here, I have been challenged to read the Twilight SKATA, I mean SAGA (no I don’t), by some fellow Twitterers. As far as I’m concerned, for someone who’s a hater, I’m totally rockin’ it! I’m done book 1 & 2 and halfway thru book #3.
My Synopsis (so far):
Book#1 – TWILIGHT:
Girl moves to small, rainy town to live with her dad. Girl meets weird dude. Weird dude ends up being a vampire. Girl and Vampire are in LURV. Weird dude/Vampire’s “daddy” is HOT. Bad Vampire smells Girl. Bad Vampire wants to eat Girl. Good Vampire saves Girl from being killed by Bad Vampire. Good Vampires make Bad Vampire Chop Suey. Oh, and some dude named Jacob.
Book #2 – New Moon:
Girl and Vampire are still in LOVE. Girl goes to Vampire’s house for her birthday. Girl gets paper cut opening a gift, almost gets eaten by other “good” vampire. Vampire tells Girl that he doesn’t wants her anymore and Vampire family disappears. Girl goes LOCO. Girl makes friends with Jacob. Jacob is in LOVE with Girl. Girl does crazy shit as reverse psychology on Vampire. Vampire does not bite. Girl finds out Jacob is a WEREWOLF. Surprise, surprise, Girl doesn’t care. Girl almost dies jumping off a cliff. Vampire thinks Girl is dead. Vampire goes to Italy to get murdered – he can’t live without the Girl. Girl & Vampire’s sister go to Italy to save him. Blah Blah Blaggity Blah……Vampire proposes….Marriage?
Book #3 – Eclipse (so far)
Vampires. Girl. Werewolves, werewolves, and more annoying werewolves. Boring werewolf stories. Bad Vampires still trying to kill Girl. (Just kill her already).
SO, there you have it – I’m almost done and will have a final post about all the books (maybe even the movies – yes I watched both, thanks illegal internet movie people) in the near future.
I’m sure you can’t wait.
(please note: skata means shit/crap/poop in Greek)